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This is the most horrifying thing I have ever read in my entire life. →
I’ll just be over here, trying to find my faith in humanity.
I think Mariska Hargitay and Chris Meloni are gonna have to come back when they make this into a special episode of Law and Order SVU.
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Rick Santorum - Gifts From God (by TheSecondCityNetwork)
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I like how we play Vice, Cop, Gey, Peg, Eros, and Joy together.
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Rogers uses charter claim to fight truth-in-advertising law →
“Oh dear, people hate our shitty services, and are leaving in droves. I KNOW! Let’s make up shit about what our products do!”
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http://www.petango.com/webservices/adoptablesearch/wsAdoptableAnimalDetails.aspx?id=13952019&css=http://test.petpoint.com/WebServices/adoptablesearch/css/styles.css →
Y’all have no idea how much I want to bring this guy home with me.
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EVERYONE! THERE ARE MULTIPLE COPIES OF A CARTOON VERSION OF BEN HUR, STARRING THE VOCAL TALENTS OF CHARLTON HESTON, IN MY LAUNDRY ROOM! AND THEY’RE ON VHS! VHS! GET OVER HERE NOW BEFORE THEY’RE GONE!
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malackey asked: So, I have an extra ticket to the Bon Iver show. They’re playing with a few bands you probably haven’t ever heard of, but trust me you’ll love it, cause they all sound like dolphins being raped. Don’t forget your non-prescription black rimmed glasses. In lieu of skinny jeans, you may also wear inappropriate jogging shorts! *kisses*
My glasses are totally prescription! *cries*
Ugh, you want to see clearly? You’re so fucking conformist, I swear.
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Text exchange:
SHE: What’s with the hat in the office?
ME: Hair acting up.
SHE: Oh good. I thought it was your Justin Timberlake acting up.
ME: I treated that with a course of Henry Rollins. All better now.Anyway, dry winter air makes my hair retarded. Sometimes hats are the only resort.
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So, in a fit of rage, I un-friended about a dozen people on Facebook.
I’m not sure I’d be able to succinctly describe what pushed me to do this, as I’m still pretty much frothing at the mouth over it. It does involve some people I know from my hometown, their church, and their decision to posthumously baptize a kid that killed himself almost 20 years ago, in an effort to save his soul from the, and I FUCKING QUOTE FROM THE FACEBOOK EVENT THEY INVITED ME TO, “twin sins of homosexuality and suicide, and grant him entry to the Kingdom”.
I am a hysterical ball of rage, and despair.
