January 2012
21 posts
Rogers uses charter claim to fight... →
“Oh dear, people hate our shitty services, and are leaving in droves. I KNOW! Let’s make up shit about what our products do!”
http://www.petango.com/webservices/adoptablesearch/... →
Y’all have no idea how much I want to bring this guy home with me.
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malackey asked: So, I have an extra ticket to the...
skibinskipedia:
My glasses are totally prescription! *cries*
Ugh, you want to see clearly? You’re so fucking conformist, I swear.
So, in a fit of rage, I un-friended about a dozen people on Facebook.
I’m not sure I’d be able to succinctly describe what pushed me to do this, as I’m still pretty much frothing at the mouth over it. It does involve some people I know from my hometown, their church, and their decision to posthumously baptize a kid that killed himself almost 20 years ago, in an effort to save...
Facebook, you make me so fucking angry.
So, Facebook is the perfect way to get back in touch with people you’d rather forget.
Or hit in the face with a goddamn shovel.
“My fave show is Downtown Abbey. I really appreciate the wit of a show like that.” “I am less likely to believe you’re a true fan, if you’re going to insist on spelling it ‘Downtown Abbey’. Also, I like Family Guy. I really appreciate fart jokes.”
READY FOR PARENTHOOD! →
“I’m an outdoorsman. Love hunting, and fishing! What I’m saying is, I love fresh air, activity, and being alive!”
“I’m an indoorswoman. An oncouchwoman. An inbedswoman. What I’m saying is, I’m superlazy, and my entire existence could be mistaken for suspended animation.”
Yeah, I’m a fun date.
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Just so the Sushi’s know, I will be up all night with them, if need be.
COME ON BABY! THE INTERNET IS WAITING!
I’m impatient. Where is this kid?
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Wake me up when Baby J gets here.
December 2011
17 posts
“Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil...”
– Governor Rick Perry. Knob (via liberalsarecool)
Today in Rick Perry Is A Fucking Genius.
(via zainyk)
But, Canadians aren’t ‘foreign’. We’re white, like Rick Perry. And Jesus.
I’m not sure when you daywalker types think us people working the night shift sleep, but I’ll give you a hint.
It’s during the fucking day.
Calling, or texting me between 8am, when I go to bed, and 4 pm, when I get up, makes me cranky, tired, and moderately homicidal.
Please stop.
Malackey!
monkeyfrog:
Walmart.
Then I clearly need to lodge some complaints with Wal~Mart in the great white north. There were no beanbag chairs to be found. Only 7 dollar Christmas themed pillows, which have been sitting on my floor for about a month.
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Rare Genetic Mutations Linked To Bipolar Disorder →
blanddiva11:
ucsdhealthsciences:
An international team of scientists, led by researchers at the University of California, San Diego School of Medicine, reports that abnormal sequences of DNA known as rare copy number variants, or CNVs, appear to play a significant role in the risk for early onset bipolar disorder.
CNVs are genomic alterations in which there are too few or too many copies of...
Pickle Finger - Boing Boing Shop →
Perfect for when you’re finger-banging Snookie.
advanced slacker: hillbilly heroin →
advancedslacker:
I used to have a friend, Eric. I introduced him to many people here on Tumblr — which I regret because he has a habit of pretending to be interested in a guy, flirting with that guy, and then dropping him for being [insert shallow reason here] without telling the poor guy, who would just go on…
I met him, too. He acted all weird, made me feel like the biggest spare...
November 2011
13 posts
I dream about the day you finally get married,...
Yeah, doing something passive-aggressive and creepy on someone’s wedding day is the bestest idea EVAR.
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Remember back when digital cameras were brand new, and like, 1 megapixel? And everything looked blurry, but we thought they were awesome, cause like, whooo the future?
Yeah, so a picture of my boobs, from those days, back when I was in college, is on the internet.
My 19 year old boobs. They’re lovely, but still, thanks ex boyfriend from college that managed to share that with the whole...
Sarah Palin on Sandusky: ‘Hang him from the... →
So, why do we give airtime to this fucking idiot anymore? What does she do, aside from tweetin’ all folksy, writing at a third grade level, and putting her foot so far into her mouth that she ends up with bite marks on her ass?
Canadian team draws heat for ‘Jack the Ripper’... →
*eyeroll* No London, I can’t figure out why so many bitches getting all up in arms over you naming your baseball team after a serial killer either.
"Weeds" renewed for 8th season - Yahoo! OMG! →
WHY?
So, I’m halfway moved in. I don’t have to return to that horrible little pit of an apartment, unless I want to go pick up my dustpan.
Also, where have all teh beanbag chairs disappeared to? My bff and I were looking for cheap seating (as most of my stuff is in storage, and it’ll be a few weeks before I can go pick it all up), and figured we could pick up some cheap beanbag...