January 2010
52 posts
Okay, so it’s up to five people kri-ing over that comic. This is officially too fucking weird, and I’m clicking ‘unfollow’.
So, there's this comic... →
And, I don’t get why anyone is getting upset over this. But I can point you to three people on twitter, who have suggested the creators need to go to the corner, and think about what they’ve done. I’m confused.
TurboTax, stop emailing me. I already filed. USING...
shoesonwrong:
essdogg:
shoesonwrong:
Also, I know you have no control over this, tax preparation software, but listen: I’m not against paying taxes. I understand it needs to be done. What I don’t quite understand is constantly increasing the amount of money (in substantial amounts) going to the State of Michigan and the City of Detroit when things aren’t improving. Detroit falls further and...
4 charged in phone scheme at La. senator's office... →
WTF?
It says 'Nightrider'. NIGHTRIDER, I SWEAR! →
Weigh Less, Pay Less: Whole Foods Offers Discount... →
Dear Whole Foods:
Fuck you in the face, with a chainsaw. In your smug, judgmental, misguided, ignorant, elitist faces. Since I’m Canadian, you weren’t ever going to see any of my money anyway, but I sincerely hope this delusional, exclusionary program bankrupts your asses.
No love,
Me
I SOLD THIS! →
Today’s crazy excitement? Someone bought this print from me. At first, I was pretty sure this was my mother’s way of helping pay my rent without trying to give me money directly, but it appears as though a total stranger did this.
I’m going to spend the rest of the day squealing “EEEEEEEEEEE!”, every time I think about this.
PLAIN M&MS TASTE LIKE FAILURE.
(via monkeyfrog)
Get out of my house. Plain M&M’s taste like chocolate - not peanuts, or almonds, or any of that Protestant muck. Just chocolate.
Old Navy Canada →
Why is your website such EPIC FUCKING FAIL? This is even worse than the Government of Canada website. I can’t tell what you carry, if I can order online, or how much anything costs. And that is some seriously annoying shit, when you a) Wear tons of stuff from Old Navy, and b) Live in a city WITHOUT AN ACTUAL OUTLET.
Jenny McCarthy Dismisses Autism Study - ABC News →
“Until doctors start listening to our anecdotal evidence…” Oh Jenny McCarthy, you ignorant cow.
There’s a reason anecdotal evidence is not taken seriously - it’s not being observed or recorded by impartial observers, and it’s not quantifiable. You’ve designed this test diet, with a specific objective in mind. You’re the fucking mother of the test...
Twitter and Tumblr are terribly quiet. I can’t tell if it’s making me hate all you SFTU’ers more cause you’re not sharing all the totally awesome stuff I am sure is happening, or if I’m glad I can’t sit here, look at pictures, and curse my bank balance.
http://community.livejournal.com/hip_domestics/6882... →
Yup, she’s asking for help on how to use a shelf.
Prostitute DNA Collection to Start Soon - KDAF →
And ummmm, how is this going to make prostitutes any safer?
Also, thank you fellow insomniacs for the email, DM`s, and texts. It helps. I can`t seem to stop crying, but I swear, it helps.
advancedslacking asked: What's the best stuff to do in Detroit. I've been pretty messed up since I moved here, and now I'm actually out doing more stuff.
advancedslacking asked: So, if pressed, would you use the word "amazing" or "fantastic" to describe me?
I have a Google Wave account. Huh.
shoesonwrong:
It’s like finding forgotten novelty socks at the bottom of your drawer.
I think I do to, but I’m equally sure mine is still borked. Remember when we were convinced if we didn’t get invites, we were going to die?
So, sleeping isn’t going so well. This hurts so much.
368-243-2241 says: I am so sorry for everything.
ME says: I don't fucking care. When I said, DIAF, I meant it. Don't ever contact me ever again.
368-243-2241 says: I just don't want you to hate me. It was a mistake.
ME says: What part of 'Don't Contact Me' are you having problems with?
368-243-2241 says: All of it. I want you to know, I truly do love you. I am sorry for this. All of this.
ME says: Again, I don't fucking care. Contact me again, and you may want to consider calling the police, because I will be on my way over to tie your intestines to your ankles.
I’m wrung out. I’ve been called every name in the book, been screamed at, and am seriously considering changing my phone number. This wasn’t my fault. I keep telling myself that - it wasn’t my fault. But when the same thing keeps on happening to you, and you keep on falling into relationships with married douchenozzles, one eventually has to come to the conclusion that...
Attempting to salve my wounds with a liberal application of Warcraft. Anyone else on the Blackwing Lair realm? Or Windrunner? I have toons on both, and will happily invite you along to murder shit.
This morning when I woke up, I had a ‘kinda-sorta boyfriend’ that I was dragging my heels about making a commitment to, because he has kids. I was mulling over the idea of introducing him to my family. This evening, I have a screaming, pissed off wife demanding to know what my relationship with her husband is, and if she needs to get checked for some ‘whore disease’ I,...
fmylife:
Today, I went to see John Mayer. Being 6”2, I didn’t think there would be any trouble seeing the stage, until three 6”6 men stood directly in front of me, pissed in a cup and managed to spill it over me. FML
Well, at least the urine should have distracted you from the incredibly shitty music.
Motor City Motors: The Gasser Team : Video :... →
The ‘young gun fabricator’ is my cousin (@jlife if you’re down with the twitter), and I am so thrilled for, and proud of him. He’s totally awesome on this show.
My college is definitely going on strike. I suppose the time I’ll no longer be spending in classes I’ve already paid for, can instead be devoted to job hunting. And uncontrollable sobbing. I’m never going to graduate. From anything.
http://malackey.tumblr.com/ask →
Is it too late to jump on this bandwagon?
What I would like to be screaming right now:
You alarmist, ill-informed, ignorant cow. We are not ‘poisoning ourselves’ with ‘toxins’, and we are not on the verge of collapse as a species. Nor is the world about to fall apart thanks to logging, non-organic food, or globalization. Shut the fuck up, and do some fact-checking.
What I am saying:
Well, Annmarie, I...
2 Condoms = Slut
3 Condoms = Hooker →
In the interest of full disclosure, I currently have 4 condoms in my purse. *waits for police*
ME: * freaking out about bombing anatomy, and being a general failure at life *
HE: It’s going to be alright. If this isn’t what is right, you can go back and do something else. Or finish your book. Or really start painting. Not being good at one thing doesn’t mean you’re not good at something else.
ME: Easy to say when you have a degree, and a job, and a house.
HE: And...
Dose
delicatedemanding:
I’m on a sizable dose of lithium — enough to put my blood levels into the therapeutic range. It doesn’t seem to do much for me besides mild to moderate anxiety reduction, which is nothing to sneeze at, I know. But lithium gives me a tremor, has caused weight gain, and is kind of a pain in the ass in general with all the blood draws and stuff. My psychiatrist and I discussed...
Mexico Drug Cartel Stitches Rival's Face on Soccer... →
THEY STITCHED IT ONTO A SOCCER BALL. Clearly, they are not fucking around.
You're looking a bit pekid there, girl! →
sendchocolate:
malackey:
sendchocolate:
borderline NSFW
makeup for EVERYWHERE
No. No. This is the line, ladies. If you like shaving/waxing/lasering the hair off your vag, whether for aesthetic or pleasurable reasons, you go right on ahead. Its your vulva to groom as you see fit. But painting your cooch pink, so as to match someone else’s aesthetic (since, barring the use of a hand...
You're looking a bit pekid there, girl! →
sendchocolate:
borderline NSFW
makeup for EVERYWHERE
No. No. This is the line, ladies. If you like shaving/waxing/lasering the hair off your vag, whether for aesthetic or pleasurable reasons, you go right on ahead. Its your vulva to groom as you see fit. But painting your cooch pink, so as to match someone else’s aesthetic (since, barring the use of a hand mirror and some weird...
Man threatening Jews hauled off flight in Miami -... →
Seriously, what is it with the flights to Detroit?
About New York - Clothes Discarded by H and M in... →
As a former retail employee (although, not at H&M), I can tell you this is standard policy at a lot of stores. As my regional manager explained to me, corporate would rather see the merch detroyed, than worn by the needy. Nothing can undo a trend faster than seeing it on a jibbering homeless man, as he panhandles. So, us floor staff were regularly given the task of destroying unworn, unsold...
GPOYW? More like GPOFUPW - Gratuitous Picture of...
sendchocolate:
xntrek:
xntrek:
anotherangle:
2hookersandan8ball:
californiacornbread:
In the words of Eminem: Hold up! Wait a minute, I got something to say…
I need all of you with your webcams and your cameras and your cellphone cameras to just slow your roll for a minute and ask yourself a question: Am I attractive? Should I be getting half naked and allowing people to see this?
...
With all the discussion going on, I think it’s important that I confess to you all that I have never watched any of the following:
Lost
Heroes
Battlestar Galactica
Dr Who
Firefly
So, I have no idea what any of you are getting angry/hopeful/sad/damp-pantied about at all.
