January 2011
69 posts
Job interview tomorrow. I’m pretty sure I can do this.
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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So, a picture of my feet sells better than pretty pictures of flowers. I guess I know what niche market I should be exploiting.  Bonus part - I’ll be able to deduct mani-pedi’s as a business cost.
Jan 30th
The Long, Dark Tea-Time of the Librarian's Soul:... →
librariansoul: I went off the Wellbutrin. It was making me constantly anxious and nauseated, and my doctor decided that the benefits weren’t worth it. So now I’m just on the Celexa again, and I’m wondering how I could possibly have forgotten how non-functional I was before I added Wellbutrin to my… There are other medication options, that may serve you better than the Wellbutrin...
Jan 29th
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So What If I Don't Know Them?
Sometimes the internet lets you meet people that are wrestling with the same prolems you are.  They understand the mood swings, the meds, the crashing depressions.  They’re part of your tribe. All the encouragement from my analog friends and family is great, but those ‘imaginary people in the internet’ are the ones that helped me the most in pulling myself out of the last hole...
Jan 28th
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So me, my siblings, and my cousins have this kind of crappy aunt.  To be honest, I don’t remember the last time I saw her, or her weirdo husband. Now, she’s on the Facebook, and is tracking down us kids one at a time.  I have never been so glad I refused to register under my real time.  Or that my portrait is all done in ASCII.  With any luck, she won’t find me.
Jan 28th
“Rape is only really rape if it involves force. So says the new House Republican...”
– The House GOP’s Plan to Redefine Rape | Mother Jones Elected officials currently in office applying the same “logic” about “real rape” that I’m more used to seeing from YouTube trolls. The Handmaid’s Tale is a dystopian novel, not a guide on how to legislate real good, you outrageous, evil GOP...
Jan 28th
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In total, and complete honesty - I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up. Not a clue.  I flunked out of college, taking classes I hated, so my previous major is not an option.  But, I have no idea what I want to do.
Jan 28th
Today’s setback theatre: Ran into the guy that broke my heart.  With his wife.  And their kids. The wife he’d promised to leave for me.
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
Sorry kids, there’s no pictures of my childhood available on the internet. You’ll just have to trust me, I was fucking adorable.
Jan 26th
Back from my parents dial up, and happily ganking the neighbors wifi.  What did I miss?
Jan 26th
So, I’m really loving the dial up. Today, we connected at a heart-stopping rate of 16.8Kbps. Yeah, you’re reading that - 16.8Kbps. I should be back to stealing the neighbors wi-fi by Wednesday or Thursday, depending on how things work out.
Jan 25th
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Guess who is pet sitting? Guess who else left her cell phone at home?
Jan 24th
“Today marks the 38th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court decision that...”
– President Obama’s statement on Roe v. Wade (via rabbleprochoice)
Jan 23rd
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So, Sarah Palin is linking to this on her Twitter: http://protestshooter.com/20110122WalkForLife/proLife/index.html Shit like that, makes me mad. I’m one of those women that does not regret, or feel embarrassed by my decision to have an abortion.  My boyfriend at the time, and I, had no business raising a child.  We weren’t fit ro raise a kitten.  Truth be told, we’d killed...
Jan 23rd
Is Tumblr broken?  Is that why none of you are updating?  Or are you out having lives?
Jan 22nd
Snooki is to debut a new fragrance. I’m pretty sure her fans already stink of booze and stupidity.
Jan 22nd
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apricotica asked: HAHAHAHAHA!



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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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wait. wait. this is not my hat.: I need help with... →
katefeetie: It is negative fuck-all degrees out and the skin on my face, which has always been super-oily, has dried up like a pissed-off raisin and is constantly raw and blotchy and itchy and angry and painful and literally hot. I’ve been moisturizing the fuck out of it but most of my moisturizers are for… My answer wouldn’t fit in the tiny reply box, so here is my secret...
Jan 22nd
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Pleaser SPLENDOR-130 Victorian Button Boots -... →
I want these.  I even have something to wear them with.
Jan 22nd
http://malackey.livejournal.com/296578.html →
For those of you who like stories of me hitting people.
Jan 21st
Ramblings of a Jawja Bluesman: This just melted my... →
hammerito: awwhellnah: I place $20 in a box. So do you. Now the box contains $40, and we both know it. I sell the box to you for $30. And we both walk away with a $10 profit. Wait. Hold on. Okay. No. You put in $20, then paid $30 for $40. So you paid $50 for $40 (or, if you… Two twenties go in, making the box worth $40. I sell the box, containing my $20, at a price of $30,...
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
Also, yeah, I’m really bad about answering questions.  Sorry 17 people I’ve never gotten back to!
Jan 19th
Jan 19th
Lazy Self-Indulgent Book Reviews: I Know You Guys... →
lazybookreviews: First of all, co-sign with ‘his beautiful grounds at Pemberley.’ More importantly? He’s COMPETENT. He’d figure out how to break your lease without incurring penalties. He could unlock your car door with the coat hanger. He’d find out which deductions you missed on your taxes. He’s a motherfucking… I really am the only girl in the world that didn’t think Mr Darcy was...
Jan 19th
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Stieg Larsson's partner writes a memoir, says... →
skibinskipedia: I’ve not read any Stieg Larsson, but this can’t be good news. Does no one remember what happened after V. C. Andrews’ death and the ghost writers were hired and all of a sudden we had really unfortunate re-tellings of Flowers in the Attic for, like, eternity? You must read his work.  I had a hard time getting into ‘Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’, but once you’re...
Jan 18th
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sinnernotasaint asked: I am one of those New Yorkers. Hah. Didn't anyone tell you the city was mean? :) Nah, I just live near the Empire State Building, and the constant stream of tourists gets old.
Jan 18th
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skibinskipedia asked: LMFAO! Darling, those weren't *my* sentiments; I happen to love tourists. ;-)
Jan 18th
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/01/mother-of-the... →
So, my brother found this.  Which I am horrified by - Not only because there’s a negligent, vapid mother, forcing unhealthy beauty standards on her child, but also that there’s an aestetician out there, willing to make little kids cry.
Jan 18th
smartasshat:  katefeetie answered your question: mayafish answered: WHEN DID WE ALL COLLECTIVELY DECIDE TO STOP LINKING TO THINGS AND JUST SNIDELY REFER TO THEM WHILE THE LATECOMERS STUMBLE AROUND BLIND? I WANT PENIS. OKAY. I ADMIT THAT I WANT PENIS. SHOW ME THE PENIS. Still no intel on Operation Peen. Will advise when more is known. This is not a secure channel. Signing off. Yeah,...
Jan 15th
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I GO TO THE THRIFT STORE FOR ONE GODDAMN HOUR
jezebelthegreat: and suddenly everyone’s talking about cock. INORITE?  I have no idea what anyone is talking about and I feel left out.
Jan 15th
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Top five albums that most vividly evoke a specific time in my life: 1. Ten - Pearl Jam.  This was essentially the soundtrack to all of highschool for me. 2. Hospital Music - Matthew Good.  Essentially chronicalling his stay in a psych ward. 3. Black Holes and Revelations - Muse. Takes me back to a great night in Chicago.  A friend and I shared a blanket and umbrellas with some total strangers...
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Amidst all the excitement of a 13th zodiac sign, I can’t help but wonder if people have lost track of the fact that it’s all a lot of made up nonsense.
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
So, I take like a day off, and everyone is having tantrums?  What did I miss? 
Jan 12th
Fuck you Tumblr. You are not allowed to eat posts that still make me cry as I’m typing them up here from my dead-tree diary.  You are also not allowed to post them TO THE WRONG FUCKING TUMBLR, making me scream and mash the ‘delete’ button before I think to CTRL-C the entry, thus making me write it up all over again, and cry some more. Asshole.
Jan 11th
And, umm, odd thing about me -  I pay extra attention to anything involving 427 - since that’s my birthday.  I swear it’s half the reason that ‘Feel’ by Robbie Williams is my favorite song.  The running time is 4 minutes, 27 seconds.  That, and he’s strangely tortured and gorgeous in the video.
Jan 10th
CLOG DEFEATED!  SINK, YOU ARE MY BITCH.
Jan 10th
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32 Which is exactly 20 years older than I act.
Jan 10th
Hey there, people that are better at computering...
So, I was stealing the neighbors’ wi-fi via a Belkin Surf N Share USB stick.  Which promptly stopped working this evening.  Windows, being the coy bitch that it is, says useful shit like, “Could not connect to chosen connection”. But, I am able to connect to the same wide open wi-fi on Lappy, using my shitty, beat up LAN.  What am I doing wrong on my PC?  And before anyone asks,...
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
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