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I like it when my significant other calls me that but it’s with consent and communication!It will actually make me punch you in the face.
in which men are one collective greasy douche again
i will throw up on you.
if you genuinely believe that people have a “melt every time!!!!!!” button you’re either 12 or a douche
This is so hilariously misguided. Has the person (people?) who wrote this “rule” ever interacted with an adult human being, ever?
I can guarantee, calling me ‘baby’ is a really great way to end up wearing my drink, or if we’re in a more intimate relationship, a really great way to get me to threaten to start shitting my pants.
However, if you happen to have a Louisiana accent, and call me ‘chere’, that’s a really great way to separate me from my undies. Other things that get me naked include, but are not limited to:
- talking to your pet in an over-done, unabashed baby voice
- talking to my pet in an over-done, unabashed baby voice
- fixing stuff - whether it’s the car, the humidifier, putting together my shitty IKEA furniture
- eating weird stuff - if I take you out for dim sum, and you dig into the jellyfish before I do, you’re going to get lucky
(via librariansoul)
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