smolderinghomosexuality:

stayinbedgrowyourhair:

oogishkamaanisee:

jellomuffins:

5andara:

seuungri:

It will actually make me punch you in the face.

in which men are one collective greasy douche again

i will throw up on you.

I like it when my significant other calls me that but it’s with consent and communication!

if you genuinely believe that people have a “melt every time!!!!!!” button you’re either 12 or a douche

This is so hilariously misguided. Has the person (people?) who wrote this “rule” ever interacted with an adult human being, ever?

I can guarantee, calling me ‘baby’ is a really great way to end up wearing my drink, or if we’re in a more intimate relationship, a really great way to get me to threaten to start shitting my pants.

However, if you happen to have a Louisiana accent, and call me ‘chere’, that’s a really great way to separate me from my undies.  Other things that get me naked include, but are not limited to:

• talking to your pet in an over-done, unabashed baby voice
• talking to my pet in an over-done, unabashed baby voice
• fixing stuff - whether it’s the car, the humidifier, putting together my shitty IKEA furniture
• eating weird stuff - if I take you out for dim sum, and you dig into the jellyfish before I do, you’re going to get lucky

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