1. Text exchange: SHE: What’s with the hat in the office?ME: Hair acting up.SHE: Oh good. I thought it was your Justin Timberlake acting up.ME: I treated that with a course of Henry Rollins.  All better now. Anyway, dry winter air makes my hair retarded.  Sometimes hats are the only resort.

    Text exchange:

    SHE: What’s with the hat in the office?
    ME: Hair acting up.
    SHE: Oh good. I thought it was your Justin Timberlake acting up.
    ME: I treated that with a course of Henry Rollins.  All better now.

    Anyway, dry winter air makes my hair retarded.  Sometimes hats are the only resort.

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