Tried to nap this afternoon before work.  Between 3-4:30, I kept waking up, as the sexxorz neighbors were making all kinds of noise.

After a while, I realized I wasn’t hearing any of the bed squeaking, or thumping against the walls that usually accompanies their Sunday afternoon fun times.  And a moment after that, it occurred to me that I also was only hearing one voice.

The guys.

He was shouting, “Oh yes!” over and over again, with no response.  Just him, shouting at the top of his lungs.

So, I live downstairs from the world’s loudest masturbator.

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