1. I’d like to thank my employer for leading me to believe I was going to get a profit sharing cheque.  I was starting to forget what disappointment felt like, and for a few minutes I actually thought I could do something crazy like get a cool smartphone like the rest of you jerks, or maybe get some furniture, or a fucking air conditioner for the upcoming summer.  I keep forgetting to lower my expectations.

    1 year ago  /  4 notes

    1. monkeyfrog said: maybe if you spelled check properly?
    2. malackey posted this